Every so often, a product is so brilliant in its design, so encompassing in its usefulness, and so reasonable with respect to price that it would be a sin not to mention it to our readers. Therefore, I take the utmost pleasure in introducing you to the “Mastercool MSC52224A Infrared Thermometer in Case.”
For a mere $45, you can gain heat-sensing power rivaling even that of the Predator. Just point the Mastercool at the surface of any object and instantly get a temperature reading. Skeptics may wonder what purpose such a device has in everyday life. Here are a few I've found since receiving the Mastercool on Wednesday:
- Breathe life into meetings - that's right, you too can jazz up any boring meeting by passing this guy around. If it's a meeting of engineers, it's even more effective than a puppy.
- Take your chocolatiering to the next level - having a hard time figuring out when that pan of chocolate is between 88-90 degrees Fahrenheit? Fear no more... Mastercool will take the guess work out of your next chocolate covered masterpiece.
- Answer nagging questions:
- Q: How cold is my freezer wall?
- A: –0.2 degrees F.
- Q: Will Summer chase a laser beam on the floor?
- A: Yes.
- Q: Should I buy a Snuggie?
- A: No.
Ouch. Turns out the stove is 827 degrees right before it turns red.
3 comments:
I'm sold on the name alone. I'm a sucker for anything called "mastercool".
so, it will read if you have a fever?
Very cool...I think I need one!
-Jodi
P.S. Your blog is hilarious...makes me laugh every time. :)
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