baking disaster

so these little truffley treats used to be heart shaped chocolate chip cookies on a stick:

it's true. they were.

only they weren't really heart shaped chocolate chip cookies on a stick. they were more like ugly blob/uterus shaped chocolate chip cookies on a stick.

you see, the internet has been trying to convince me for years that heart shaped chocolate chip cookies exist, but they don't, people. they absolutely do. not.

thankfully, almost any baking disaster/blobbity organ cookie can be salvaged with a food processor, cream cheese, and sprinkles.

internet: 1, emily: 1 million